So, since lately I've been sitting around with way too much spare time, I've decided to start doing something productive with my life at last. I'm learning how to strip.

I really couldn't tell you how it's going so far. I think I've a good enough handle on the walk and the crawl. Well, one of the crawls, anyways. However, that's without music. With music it becomes a bit more difficult, because you have to "ride the wave" and I still don't know what the wave is, in most cases. Oh, the tragedy that is my life... I was born without any musical sense at all, and my family made sure to nurture that lack of talent in every possible way as I was growing up. Perhaps all along they were planning to thwart my plans of becoming adept at stripping, but if that is the case then they will fail. I will find that wave and ride it as well as any stripper that ever walked this earth.

And now I must be off on my mission.

Room mate - 10/27/2005
Worst ever - 07/21/2005
Goth - 05/29/2005
Bad Baby - 05/25/2005
- - 02/08/2005

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