So today as I was doing needlepoint in my garden, I dosed off and a vision came to me.

It was my diary, and my diary spoke thus: Why oh why, my once so doting owner, have you forsaken me as of late? I am lonely, and alone. The only ones visiting me are those who search for porn sites containing your name. Oh woe is me.

And so I decided to update.

Well, let's see. My mom is still away, but she did send us a post card that arrived today. What did not arrive today is Jonathan's letter, and I am more than willing to bet that another thing that did not arrive today is either of the packages that I sent to him. This military mail service is worse than even my university's. And that's saying a lot. But ah well, there is still hope.

Anyways, as I was saying, my mom is not back yet, and I'm getting quite sick of washing these ungrateful people's underwear and other clothes. And doing the dishes, shopping, and cooking. And trying to keep the house clean whilst everyone else is not caring. These last days have taught me a lot in mom appreciation. In conclusion, I love my mommy and I miss her. Because she's great. All hail my mom.

But then, my dad's not too bad either. Why, just yesterday we sat down and watched, together, a delightful family movie: Crossroads. In it, that darling Britney Spears stars as a charming, intelligent, innocent, pretty, and so on with the positive attributes superhuman girl who has to grow up and become her own woman. It was pure genius. It also made me realize that the only reason I'm not perfect is because unlike Lucy I was not a mistake. It's the tragedy of my life. Sigh.

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